scientificenterprise:

my role at family functions is to look the best and to drink the wine

“I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess”
Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

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leaderofthekevolution:

quasi-normalcy:

mariathorpechan:

#black widow has the exact same powers and ten times the skill #intellect #morality #complexity #and she’s also got something batman’s never had: #my interest

Also, Black Widow accomplished all of it without being a billionaire.

And without being a moody-ass shit.
stay on the local news - they only cover rapes and murders!

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the-real-goddamazon:

xo; color palette (insp)

So in love with the last one!

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THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

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foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

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xwolves:

Accurate

xwolves:

Accurate

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Happy Easter! [x]

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